top 13 new jobs in Harry Potter universe

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 19:26:28

The Top 13 New Jobs in the Harry Potter Universe


13> Quidditch steroid tester

12> Big, Tall and Giant tailor

11> Dementor recruiter ("Kill all that you can kill")

10> Fan grief counselor

9> Erotic Snape charmer

8> Death Eater nutritional counselor

7> Grand Imperial Wizard (South Hogwarts only)

6> Automatic SpellChecker

5> Director, Department of Warrant-less Owl-Tapping, Ministry
of Magic

4> Hat Sharpener

3> Recruiter for alternative Montessori Wizard's School

2> Gillyweed dealer


and the Number 1 New Job in the Harry Potter Universe...


1> Muggle whisperer

Post 2 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 23:08:11

LOL cool.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 23:39:46

<lol>
Somebody definitely has too much time on their hands.

Bob

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 13-Jul-2007 9:37:52

lol, agree with bob.

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 13-Jul-2007 13:37:38

haha. that was good